you can't wear skinny jeans when the zombie apocalypse comes. no way you can outmaneuver wearing that shit.

Dear Zombies, If at all possible, please begin the zombie apocalypse with the Thriller dance. Sincerely, an MJ f..

I thought only fat people snored. I was wrong. Edgar's snoring right now...

SomeFactsAboutMe It makes me mad when people talk about loving your body but only address fat people. Skinny gi..

According to thewalkingdead everyone becomes a whore during a zombie apocalypse....EVERYONE

FAIL - Parking Fail BMW Crash http://dld.bz/awUcG

I hope December of 2012 brings a zombie apocalypse. aBoyCanDream